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A lot of people hate Princess Sally because of the comics and or ignorance and some call her a Mary Sue so here are the steps we need to take to make her attractive to her haters:

1: Make her dumb: By default Sally is a smart intelligent girl, as we all know all females in media must be scatter brained numb skulls to appeal to the audience. Make her obsessed with boys, or in this case Sonic and have her chase him around like some crazy stalker!

2: Make her a hedgehog: As we all know Sally is not a hedgehog, this is a crime against nature so lets make her a hedgehog, even better a PINK hedgehog because pink is a color all little girls like!

3: Make her weak and or timid: Girls cannot be commanding or strong, we all know that! For get that nonsense that girls can be good commanders and the 60's, lets go back to the 30's or something where ladies said little and were good for two things, cooking and birthing babies!

4: Make her a shopaholic: All girls must learn how to be materialistic, so have her shop at a mall or dress up so her haters can relate to her.

5: Give her clothes: Sally is NEKKID, EWWW! We all know all the Sonic characters are properly dressed (especially Sonic with his shoes and gloves, he has such manners!) Give her some clothes, like a nice red dress!

6: The name Sally sucks: Who names their kid Sally anyway? How about Amy? Yes Amy, perfect name but its not girly enough so lets add on the name Rose to her name!

There fixed the issue, now she is perfect for her haters! She is now named Amy Rose and now she is fully clothed, dumb, a shopaholic, non dominating, a hedgehog and best of all PINK! So perfect!!!!!
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MarkWilder Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2013
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classicsonicawesome Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Both the Amy and Sally fanbase should have peace together. Their really should be no arguments going on, especially for a dumb couples war(sonamy and sonally).
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Louis-the-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
lol, this is full of win.
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Beau-Skunk Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2012
I kinda disagree that Amy is "dumb," and all that, (I like both Sally and Amy personally, I'm not biased in that regard) but I take it your point is, if Sally was a more stereotypical "girly-girl," or more like Amy, then her haters wouldn't hate her, and they seem to be in the sexist mindset that girls can't be tomboys, or "strong or independent," like Sally is.

I will admit, it does seem like most Sally haters are Amy fans, obsessed with SonAmy, and all that. Ironically, Sally & Amy usually get along fine together, so I don't get why their fans can't.
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knd6 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG LOL! That is so funny!
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MadmanRB Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
Yeah this is all satire in the end, I actually didnt expect it to go through :D
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HallowpointPaws Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sallly is an alternate form of Sarah. Both mean "Princess" and there are plenty of women in history with the name Sally. Sally Ride was the first American woman to go into space.
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MadmanRB Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
Again this is supposed to be satire against the Anti Sally mindset.
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HallowpointPaws Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know, I just thought you would also like to know some facts. "Amy" means "one who is loved" by the way. If I ever have a daughter of my own, I'm tottaly naming her Sally.
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Vorahk295 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
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You just won the game my friend.
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